Getting out of bed for school in the morning:
This made me laugh hysterically.
One thing I hate about being a girl:
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totally-relatable: Calls me ugly: Calls me sexy: Calls me cute: Calls me fat: Tells me I’m wrong: Tells me a boring story: Tells me they love me: Tells my parents about what I did over the weekend: Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.
To your friends: DUDE, I’M GOING TO FUCKIN FAIL! To your parents: The test was easy.