December 2011
how i cross a street.
I don’t look both ways I just walk
When a car comes ( I think to myself , mother fucker you got brakes you hit me i get money)
Set Fire to the Rain
ohitsjaycee:
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Lmao
When people meet me, I'm like
But when they get to know me, I’m like
When the power goes off and you’re: →
b0n-er:
funniest10k:
In school… On the internet
No excuses, folks. Don't drink and drive, and...
I think Tumblrians should create a...
alyssaamerica:
Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at each other and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement…
Then you’d be all…
Everyone would be looking at you like…
Things would turn beautifully awkward…
...
01/01/2012,12:01AM
heyfunniest:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
Today is the last Friday of 2011. Reblog now,...
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
My mom yells at me like →
and i’m like:
and she’s like get rid of that attitude
and i’m like:
i didn’t even
