i'm sick of you darkskin hoes tryna look like amber rose when you really look like..
- the benefit of knowing me: you can stand beside me and look 100 times more attractive than you actually are.
- parents: I'm in a bad mood I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too.
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: I don't know, can you?
- Me: When i was using "can", i was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY i use the restroom?
- Teacher: ...